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Morning Musume Humanity Check
Something different! Something Hello! Morning-like! Just wait 'til the show's cancelled to bring on some good stuff, huh?

First today we see Ai being led into a room. A room filled with hidden cameras. They give her a lottery ticket and a mobile phone with the results of the draw on...
She's won the jackpot!?! 400 MILLION YEN?!!?..

Weeeeeell:
Two months ago a special (and unknown to the girls, fake) section was filmed to see who was the luckiest of them all. Firstly they had to pick a cream puff each, except two of them were filled with mayonnaise instead of cream.
Next it was a giant metal pan-on-you-head game. Two big aluminium containers were hung in the air, with one person under each. When the string is cut only one of them will fall on the person below, the one it doesn't fall on is the luckiest.
Finally everyone chose lottery numbers and were told they'd get a ticket each with these numbers in a draw.

So today we're going to find out who is the greediest! Everyone will be told that their tickets have won the 400,000,000 Yen jackpot, but how will they react? And would they give any of it away?

Back to Ai and she starts thinking of things she wants to buy.
But then she says she'd share it with the other members. = Good.
She's then asked if she'd share it with all the staff on the show... No!! = Bad.
Then she's told that TV Tokyo would want a share, and she doesn't seem to mind. = Good.
Lastly, they ask her if she'd give it to charity. She seems like she doesn't want to. = Bad.
But now her dream is about to be shattered. By Cabbage!
(Eveyone else is asked these same questions)

After all that she ends up with a Greediness Rating of 50%.
So Ai is dead in the middle, but who is the least greedy?

It's... JunJun!!
She says that she'd give pretty much all of it to her mum and dad.
When they ask her if she'd give it all to charity she says yes straightaway.
Greediness Rating: 0%.

Who's in 8th place then?
Just a little bit greedy is... Eri!
She says that she'd share it with the other members and she'd give it to charity. So her rating goes right down to 0% like Jun... Until Cabbage comes in and her reaction makes her Greediness Rating 20%.

7th, and only just more greedy than Eri is... Koharu! Yeah, I'm surprised too!!
She gets realy excited, just like we knew she would, but then ends up with a Greediness Rating of 35%.

6th, and just under the halfway rating is... Sayu!
She has to read the number a few times to make sure she's got it right!
She wants it all, and when asked about sharing with the others she isn't sure/doesn't want too. But after that she makes all the right decisions, which makes her Greediness Rating 40%.

Into the section you don't want to be in now, the greediest of the lot.
In 4th place it's... LinLin!
Her first reaction pushes her to 50% and thinking of stuff to buy puts her up more, making her final Greediness Rating 60%.

It's the top 3! Who'll get the bronze, silver and gold in the Olympics of Greediness?

In third place it's... Aika.
Her rating goes up and up to read a final Greediness Rating of 80%.

We're left with Reina and Risa. Who'll be the most greedy, and who will be lucky enough just to get the second place?

In second place it's... Reina!
Unsurprisingly enough she wants it all! Well, then she decides she'd want at least 150 million Yen...! Greediness Rating is 92%.

So, that means, in first place and the greediness of them all, it's... RISA!!
But why if Reina wanted it all?
She doesn't react much to when she's told, apart from the obligatory “Uso”s.
Yeah, she doesn't react much at all. Especially when asked if she'd give it to charity.
She sits and thinks.
And thinks.

And thinks.



And thinks.

And finally decides she'd give half away!!
So, in top place with a Greediness Rating of 98% it's Risa!

Just two things.
1) Why did they never show that 'Luckiness Test'. It's 100 times better than any old MouTube.
2) That was one of the best Haromoni@s ever. Why didn't you do things like this sooner?

Next week: MouTube, BUT with games and rollercoasters!!? Rolling out the good stuff too late, but hey, at least they finally got there...

This week's credits music is Buono!'s new single: "Gachinko de Ikou!".